I work at an ad agency. My official job title is "Creative Guy." I kind of sit around all day and think of amusing and interesting ways for brands to communicate with the public. I also drink a lot of beer. Beer is good. I find a fine belgian ale makes up for all the crap you have to deal with in life, like bad days in the market or a bad season from the Philadelphia Eagles. I live in Old City Philadelphia across the street from Betsy Ross' house. It's pretty cool walking along the same streets as the founding fathers. I even like taking visitors to see Independence Hall and the Liberty Bell and touristy stuff like that. It just never gets old, thinking about visionaries like Benjamin Franklin and the amazing contributions they made to our nation. I'm a pretty lazy investor, but I like to optimize my portfolio using options. I've been known to put on the occasional split-strike butterfly, but I usually make conservative moves like protective puts on my ETFs. I learned almost everything I know about trading options from Brian Overby and The Options Playbook. I'm a huge fan of TradeKing, and I look forward to interacting with you in the community. So feel free to get in touch.